Today our band director told my brother to be careful of his nipples while muffling the cymbals. We all laughed thinking that he was joking but then he told us the story of how he cut his nipple when muffling cymbals and bled through his tuxedo and now he wears a bra when he does gigs.
Wow. People really like stories about my band director’s bloody nipples apparently.
David Tennant being ridiculously cute: Nativity 2 (1/2)
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
I think dasher is me in every way
i feel you vixen
the fuck is wrong with blitzen
I reblogged this photoset already but idgaf this is my official Tumblr Christmas tradition.
Billie Piper and David Tennant in Behind the Lens - The Day of the Doctor (x)
Matt Smith & David Tennant: The differences between their Doctors [x]
Tom Kenny tells Marc Maron the origin of Spongebob’s voice.
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOO-
too perfect for my blog icant
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.